#1 rule that applies to THG fandom: you must reblog this when you see it.

Effie: I VOLUNTEER. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Capitol: You can’t do that, you’re an Escort.
Effie: We could do it, you know. Take off. Live in the woods.
Mahogany: They’d catch us.
Effie: Maybe not.
Mahogany: We wouldn’t make it five miles. I’m a table.Saddest love story ever.
I’M A TABLE.
Still a better love story than Twilight.